Science, though sometimes a liar, has known for quite some time now that the first human was a woman. They did not know her name, however; but thanks to a recent discovery, that mystery has since been uncovered, as well as a wealth of other pertinent information which may very well upset the Biblical Adam and Eve apple cart (see what we done there?).

They gathered together to gloat, apparently. The Movement was alive and well across the globe, and actually had been for a much longer time in certain circles. This was one of those circles.

The three had met numerous times over their lives to compare notes, share stories, and to engage in that special behavior that some from their species seem to love to do…gossip…